The 12 Days of Christmas – Prepper Style

In keeping with light and fun posts this week before Christmas, I thought I would do the recounting of the 12 Days of Christmas – Prepper Style.

12 Days of Christmas Prepper StyleOn the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

Rechargeable batteries.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

2 First Aid Kits and rechargeable batteries.

 

The 12 Days of Christmas - Prepper StyleOn the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

3 Cords of Wood, 2 First Aid Kits and Rechargeable batteries.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

4 Washing boards, 3 cords of wood, 2 first aid kits and rechargeable batteries.

The 12 Days of Christmas - Prepper StyleOn the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

5 Pocket knives, 4 washing boards, 3 cords of wood, 2 first aid kits and rechargeable batteries.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

6 Bags of spices, 5 pocket knives, 4 washing boards, 3 cords of wood, 2 first aid kits and rechargeable batteries.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

7 Handgun mags, 6 bags of spices, 5 pocket knives, 4 washing boards, 3 cords of wood, 2 first aid kits, and rechargeable batteries.

The 12 Days of Christmas - Prepper StyleOn the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

8 Berry bushes, 7 handgun mags, 6 bags of spices, 5 pocket knives, 4 washing boards, 3 cords of wood, 2 first aid kits, and rechargeable batteries.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

9 Lengths of clothesline, 8 berry bushes, 7 handgun mags, 6 bags of spices, 5 pocket knives, 4 washing boards, 3 cords of wood, 2 first aid kits, and rechargeable batteries.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

10 Pressure canners, 9 lengths of clothesline, 8 berry bushes, 7 handgun mags, 6 bags of spices, 5 pocket knives, 4 washing boards, 3 cords of wood, 2 first aid kits, and rechargeable batteries.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

11 Solar ovens, 10 pressure canners, 9 lengths of clothesline, 8 berry bushes, 7 handgun mags, 6 bags of spices, 5 pocket knives, 4 washing boards, 3 cords of wood, 2 first aid kits, and rechargeable batteries.

The 12 Days of Christmas - Prepper Style
photo credit: Muddcreek

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…

12 Freeze-dried buckets, 11 solar ovens, 10 pressure canners, 9 lengths of clothesline, 8 berry bushes, 7 handgun mags, 6 bags of spices, 5 pocket knives, 4 washing boards, 3 cords of wood, 2 first aid kits, and rechargeable batteries.

What About You?

Have you taken any other songs and “Prepper-ized” them?  I’d love to hear.  Leave a comment below, and share it with us all.

4 Comments

  1. This is hilarious! I love it!! Thank you and Merry Christmas to you and yours

  2. Ok, gotta ask, where the heck are you putting all the batteries???? Hahaha!

  3. I love it. 10 pressure canners? Sounds like a LOT of work!

  4. 10 pressure canners….lol.