In keeping with light and fun posts this week before Christmas, I thought I would do the recounting of the 12 Days of Christmas – Prepper Style.
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Rechargeable batteries.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
2 First Aid Kits and rechargeable batteries.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
3 Cords of Wood, 2 First Aid Kits and Rechargeable batteries.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
4 Washing boards, 3 cords of wood, 2 first aid kits and rechargeable batteries.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
5 Pocket knives, 4 washing boards, 3 cords of wood, 2 first aid kits and rechargeable batteries.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
6 Bags of spices, 5 pocket knives, 4 washing boards, 3 cords of wood, 2 first aid kits and rechargeable batteries.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
7 Handgun mags, 6 bags of spices, 5 pocket knives, 4 washing boards, 3 cords of wood, 2 first aid kits, and rechargeable batteries.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
8 Berry bushes, 7 handgun mags, 6 bags of spices, 5 pocket knives, 4 washing boards, 3 cords of wood, 2 first aid kits, and rechargeable batteries.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
9 Lengths of clothesline, 8 berry bushes, 7 handgun mags, 6 bags of spices, 5 pocket knives, 4 washing boards, 3 cords of wood, 2 first aid kits, and rechargeable batteries.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
10 Pressure canners, 9 lengths of clothesline, 8 berry bushes, 7 handgun mags, 6 bags of spices, 5 pocket knives, 4 washing boards, 3 cords of wood, 2 first aid kits, and rechargeable batteries.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
11 Solar ovens, 10 pressure canners, 9 lengths of clothesline, 8 berry bushes, 7 handgun mags, 6 bags of spices, 5 pocket knives, 4 washing boards, 3 cords of wood, 2 first aid kits, and rechargeable batteries.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
12 Freeze-dried buckets, 11 solar ovens, 10 pressure canners, 9 lengths of clothesline, 8 berry bushes, 7 handgun mags, 6 bags of spices, 5 pocket knives, 4 washing boards, 3 cords of wood, 2 first aid kits, and rechargeable batteries.
What About You?
Have you taken any other songs and “Prepper-ized” them? I’d love to hear. Leave a comment below, and share it with us all.
This is hilarious! I love it!! Thank you and Merry Christmas to you and yours
Ok, gotta ask, where the heck are you putting all the batteries???? Hahaha!
I love it. 10 pressure canners? Sounds like a LOT of work!
10 pressure canners….lol.